Avenue Q movie - School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise) lyrics

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Christmas Eve:<br>

How much do we get?<br>

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Princeton:<br>

Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it?<br>

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Brian:<br>

Never say never, Princeton, there’s still <br>

One more person we have to hit up!<br>

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Trekkie Monster:<br>

NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy.<br>

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Christmas Eve:<br>

But it for good cause.<br>

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Trekkie Monster:<br>

What in it for me? Go away!<br>

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Princeton:<br>

I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters.<br>

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Trekkie Monster:<br>

What you say?<br>

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Brian:<br>

Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.<br>

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Trekkie Monster:<br>

School for Monsters?<br>

Me never hear of that.<br>

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School for Monsters!<br>

School for lonely little monsters!<br>

When me little,<br>

Going to school,<br>

Other children<br>

Think me not cool,<br>

Poking and pulling<br>

At me fur...<br>

Now me have therapist,<br>

And work on this with her.<br>

But me no need me therapy<br>

If Monster School a reality!<br>

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Here!<br>

Me give you $10,000,000!<br>

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Princeton:<br>

Trekkie! where did you get all that money??<br>

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Trekkie Monster:<br>

In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!<br>

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All:<br>

When you help others,<br>

You can’t help helping yourself!<br>

When you help others,<br>

You can’t help helping yourself!<br>

Every time you <br>

Do good deeds<br>

You’re also serving<br>

Your own needs.<br>

When you help others,<br>

You can’t <br>

Help <br>

Helping yourself!<br>

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