Avenue Q movie - My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada lyrics

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Ohhhh...<br>

I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.<br>

She couldn't be sweeter<br>

I wish you could meet her,<br>

My girlfriend who lives in Canada!<br>

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Her name is Alberta<br>

She live in Vancouver<br>

She cooks like my mother<br>

And sucks like a Hoover.<br>

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I e-mail her every single day<br>

Just to make sure that everything's okay.<br>

It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!<br>

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Last week she was here, but she had the flu. <br>

Too bad<br>

'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you<br>

It's so sad<br>

There wasn't a thing that she could do<br>

But stay in bed with her legs up over her head! <br>

Oh!<br>

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I wish you could meet my girlfriend,<br>

But you can't because she is in Canada.<br>

I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,<br>

So soon I'll be off to Alberta!<br>

I mean Vancouver!<br>

Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou-<br>

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She's my girlfriend!<br>

My wonderful girlfriend!<br>

Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!<br>

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And I can't wait to eat her pussy again!<br>

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