Avenue Q movie - It Sucks To Be Me lyrics
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KATE MONSTER<br>
Morning, Brian!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Hi, Kate Monster.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
How's life?<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Disappointing!<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
What's the matter?<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
The caterine company<br>
laid me off.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Oh, I'm sorry!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Me too! I mean, look at me!<br>
I'm ten years out of college, and I<br>
always thought -<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
What?<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
No, it sounds stupid.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Aww, come on!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
When I was little<br>
I thought I would be...<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
What?<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
A big comedian<br>
on late night TV<br>
But now I'm thirty-two<br>
And as you can see<br>
I'm not<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Nope!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Oh Well,<br>
It sucks to be me.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Nooo.<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
It sucks to be me.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
No!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
It sucks to be broke<br>
and unemployed<br>
and turning thirty-three.<br>
It sucks to be me.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Oh, you think your life sucks?<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
I think so.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Your problems aren't so bad!<br>
I'm kinda pretty<br>
And pretty damn smart.<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
You are.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Thanks!<br>
I like romantic things<br>
Like music and art.<br>
And as you know<br>
I have a gigantic heart<br>
So why don't I have<br>
A boyfriend?<br>
Fuck!<br>
It sucks to be me!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Me too.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
It sucks to be me.<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
It sucks to be me.<br>
It sucks to be Brian...<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
And Kate...<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
To not have a job!<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
To not have a date!<br>
<br>
BOTH<br>
It sucks to be me.<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you<br>
settle something for us?<br>
Do you have a second?<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
Ah, certainly.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
Whose life sucks more?<br>
Brian's or mine?<br>
<br>
NICKY AND ROD<br>
Ours!<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
We live together.<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
We're as close<br>
As people can get.<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
We've been the best<br>
of buddies...<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
Ever since the<br>
Day we met.<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
So he knows lots<br>
Of ways to make me<br>
Really upset.<br>
Oh, every day is<br>
An aggravation.<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
Come on, that's<br>
an exaggeration!<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
You leave your<br>
clothes out.<br>
You put your feet<br>
On my chair.<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
Oh yeah?<br>
You do such anal<br>
Things like ironing<br>
Your underwear.<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
You make that very<br>
Small apartment<br>
We share a hell.<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
So do you,<br>
That's why I'm in hell too!<br>
<br>
ROD<br>
It sucks to be me!<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
No, it sucks to be me!<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
It sucks to be me!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
It sucks to be me!<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
Is there anybody here<br>
It doesn't suck to be?<br>
It sucks to be me!<br>
<br>
CHRISTMAS EVE<br>
Why you all so happy?<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
Becuase our lives suck!<br>
<br>
CHRISTMAS EVE<br>
Your lives suck?<br>
I hearing you correctly? Ha!<br>
I coming to this country<br>
For opportunities.<br>
Tried to work in<br>
Korean deli<br>
But I am Japanese.<br>
But with hard work<br>
I earn two Master's Degrees<br>
In social work!<br>
And now I a therapist!<br>
But I have no clients<br>
And I have an<br>
Unemployed fiance'!<br>
And we have lots<br>
Of bills to pay!<br>
It suck to be me!<br>
It suck to be me!<br>
I say it<br>
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-<br>
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-<br>
Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-<br>
Suck!<br>
It suck to be me!<br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
Excuse me?<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Hey there.<br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
Sorry to bother you, but I'm<br>
looking for a place to live.<br>
<br>
CHRISTMAS EVE<br>
Why you looking all<br>
the way out here?<br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
Well, I started at Avenue A,<br>
but so far everything is out<br>
of my price range. But this<br>
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!<br>
Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
You need to talk to<br>
the superintendent.<br>
Let me get him.<br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
Great, thanks!<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
Yo, Gary!<br>
<br>
GARY COLEMAN<br>
I'm comin'! I'm comin'!<br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
Oh my God!<br>
It's Gary Coleman!<br>
<br>
GARY COLEMAN<br>
Yes I am!<br>
I'm Gary Coleman<br>
From TV's<br>
Diff'rent Strokes<br>
I made a lotta money<br>
That got stolen<br>
By my folks!<br>
Now I'm broke and<br>
I'm the butt<br>
Of everyone's jokes,<br>
But I'm here -<br>
The Superintendent!<br>
On Avenue Q -<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
It sucks to be you.<br>
<br>
KATE MONSTER<br>
You win!<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
It sucks to be you.<br>
<br>
BRIAN<br>
I feel better now!<br>
<br>
GARY COLEMAN<br>
Try having people<br>
stopping you to ask you<br>
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"<br>
It gets old.<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
It sucks to be you<br>
On Avenue Q<br>
(Sucks to be me)<br>
On Avenue Q<br>
(Sucks to be you)<br>
On Avenue Q<br>
(Sucks to be us)<br>
But not when<br>
We're together.<br>
We're together<br>
Here on Avenue Q!<br>
We live on Avenue Q!<br>
Our friends do too!<br>
'Til our dreams<br>
Come true,<br>
We live on Avenue Q!<br>
<br>
PRINCETON<br>
This is real life!<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
We live on Avenue Q!<br>
<br>
NICKY<br>
You're gonna love it!<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
We live on Avenue Q!<br>
<br>
GARY COLEMAN<br>
Here's your keys!<br>
<br>
ALL<br>
Welcome to Avenue Q!<br>
<br>
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