Avenue Q movie - I Wish I Could Go Back to College lyrics

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KATE MONSTER:<br>

I wish I could go back to college. <br>

Life was so simple back then.<br>

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NICKY:<br>

What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!<br>

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PRINCETON:<br>

I wish I could go back to college.<br>

In college you know who you are. <br>

You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!<br>

I am totally gonna go far!"<br>

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ALL:<br>

How do I go back to college?<br>

I don't know who I am anymore!<br>

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PRINCETON:<br>

I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!<br>

Ohhh...<br>

I wish I could just drop a class...<br>

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NICKY:<br>

Or get into a play...<br>

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KATE MONSTER:<br>

Or change my major...<br>

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PRINCETON:<br>

Or fuck my T.A.<br>

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ALL:<br>

I need an academic advisor to point the way!<br>

We could be...<br>

Sitting in the computer lab,<br>

4 A.M. before the final paper is due,<br>

Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,<br>

And seeing the rest of the class there, too!<br>

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PRINCETON:<br>

I wish I could go back to college!<br>

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ALL:<br>

How do I go back to college?!<br>

AHHHH...<br>

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PRINCETON:<br>

I wish I had taken more pictures.<br>

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NICKY:<br>

But if I were to go back to college,<br>

Think what a loser I'd be-<br>

I'd walk through the quad,<br>

And think "Oh my God..."<br>

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ALL:<br>

"These kids are so much younger than me."<br>

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