I am a money maker 
I am independent 
 
I'd like to work in the great outdoors 
Beneath the stars, get the things I wish for 
But what I have is a room somewhere 
And a recipe book for food that's simple to cook 
 
I decided to get excited about the real deal 
And everything fell into place 
Here is a notice about my service 
To place an order 
Just dial it into me at The Dirty Bird 
 
I started out on the bottom rung 
Whoo! Some of the things that would land on my tongue 
I had a taste for a better life 
For a quality mark, not just a shot in the dark 
 
It was hot stuff for the dog rough 
Just making short work of short orders for everyone 
Until a big cheese, he cocked a gun at me 
I said, "Oh well then," 
It's such a common place to be 
At The Dirty Bird 
 
I started out on the bottom rung 
I had a taste for a better life 
You judge yourself by the things you've done 
Your trouble and strife 
 
If you've decided to get excited about the real deal 
Where everything falls into place 
Here is a notice about my service 
To place an order 
Just dial it into me at The Dirty Bird