Austin Powers International Man of Mystery movie - The Magic Piper (of Love) lyrics

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Song by Edwyn Collins<br /><br>

I'm through with love hangovers,<br>

It's best that I stay sober.<br>

No rolling in the clover,<br>

No Gretna Green trip over.<br>

No honeymoon in Paris,<br>

I only feel embarrassed<br>

For the cool cats,<br>

The charmed kittens,<br>

Both smitten by the love songs<br>

That he's written.<br>

Caught in the sights<br>

Of a deadly sniper:<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

Of love, of love.<br>

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My girlfriend, she go blotto<br>

Of cunnings and his grotto.<br>

It turns out he's a dirty old man.<br>

The nice place that I want to be,<br>

Is sat up on this Christmas tree,<br>

While playing these games of<br>

Catch as catch can.<br>

Cause he's a sweet talker,<br>

A silent stalker.<br>

All the savvy of a street walker.<br>

More deadly than a horned viper:<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

Of love, of love.<br>

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He's a heart breaker,<br>

A mover and a shaker:<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

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It's kind of hard to swallow,<br>

You know you've gotta follow,<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

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Cause he's a city slicker,<br>

An expert politic-er:<br>

The magic piper of love.<br>

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Of love, of love.<br>

Of love, of love.<br>

Of love, of love.<br>

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