Audrey Auld Mezera - Self-help Helped Me lyrics

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I've been trying to find myself

But I don't know where to look

My friend found himself in a Buddha book

So I went down to the city mall

To the new age store

But when I got there I forgot what I'm looking for

So I signed up for yoga at the local gym

And I paid fifteen dollars to find out what's within

Well it's kind of like the garage

Full of twenty years of junk

Hey look there's that old vinyl skirt

I wore when I was punk

I've been trying to find myself

But I don't know where to look

My friend found herself in a Chicken Soup book

So I went down to the city mall

To the crystal store

But when I got there I forgot what I'm looking for

I went to see the Dalai Lama and his band

He's still rocking hard

Though he got kicked off his land

And I left with a t-shirt and a warm and fuzzy grin

Now I'm smoking incense and I've learned to love again

Now I'm eating real food

Like organically grown beans

And I don't wash my hair now

Cause it's not about being clean

If I had fifty dollars well I'd give it all away

But there's this course on sharing

And the deadline is today

Cause I've been trying to find myself

But I don't know where to look

My friend found himself in a Dr. Phil book

So I went down to the city mall

To the psychic fair

But when I got there no one knew what I was looking for