Athens Boys Choir - Fagette lyrics

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Hello! I'm your true switch from Athens, GA<br />

Goin' to protests, high fivin' the gays<br />

I'm a single white ant and on any given day<br />

May have a tendency towards homosexualit-ay<br />

Hay, hay, hay<br />

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I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E<br />

Twinkle toes, witness row<br />

Got double X's and rows<br />

Got gender troubles and loads<br />

I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes<br />

Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A<br />

But no P-E-N-I-S envay<br />

Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo<br />

I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos! <br />

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Now it takes 2 to felatio<br />

But only 1 to tango<br />

You know I mean business when I pop in Luther Vandross<br />

I'm an equal opportunity lover<br />

I like the boys, the girls, the others<br />

"LQBTQILMNOP?"<br />

Hell apples and oranges, they're all fruits to me! <br />

I like 'em big, I like 'em small<br />

I like 'em tall, I like RuPaul<br />

I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul, I like RuPaul! <br />

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So here's to the girls with the chubby chub<br />

Now here's to the boys: ain't got no butts! <br />

The sexy nerds, the freaks<br />

The butches and the geeks<br />

The bears and S&Ms and the femme lesbians! <br />

I'm a pansexual, got my hands on the menu<br />

I'm a smooth Jew, a bar mitzvah party animal! <br />

<br />

I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E<br />

Twinkle toes, witness row<br />

Got double X's and rows<br />

Got gender troubles and loads<br />

I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes<br />

("Why?")<br />

Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A<br />

But no P-E-N-I-S envay<br />

Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo<br />

I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos! <br />

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Have you heard? I'm speakin' the good word<br />

There's been rumors that I tutored Miss Cleo 'bout the future<br />

Yeah you remember her, the fortune teller from TV<br />

2.99 a minute for a little ESP<br />

She said 'Team Gina gonna dance you sweaty.'<br />

She said 'The Athens Boys Choir is just one little fairy.'<br />

Wah, wah, wah<br />

But I don't stop believin', hold on to this feelin'<br />

See I keep dreaming of my posters on ceilings<br />

An independent artist being reviewed<br />

In like, Dynamite magazine<br />

We'd rap back like slap bracelets, or go back to the 80's<br />

Like before Kurt Cameron went fundamentalist and we all still wanted to have his babies<br />

And Doogie Howser was like the smartest guy we know<br />

We were all cucoo for cocoa and had no idea about a TV like Logo<br />

We were all Reaganomics and synthesized beats<br />

Doing the Running Man, we rocked pumps on our feets<br />

And all those dances, I can never get it<br />

So I step back, cuz the only slide I know... is electric<br />

Boogie woogie woogie woogie<br />

<br />

I'm an F-A-G-E-T-T-E<br />

Twinkle toes, witness row<br />

Got double X's and rows<br />

Got gender troubles and loads<br />

I need a man that can handle what's underneath these clothes<br />

Cuz I got a V to the A-G-I-N-A<br />

But no P-E-N-I-S envay<br />

Cuz for real-do, I got a dildo<br />

I got 2 dildos, I got 3 dildos! <br />

<br />

So you can pick one that's just your size<br />

If not we'll go buy one that fits just right<br />

We're all one love, two love<br />

Menage-a-trois<br />

Saying queer love, het love<br />

Whatevaaah!