Asylum Street Spankers - Beer lyrics

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Speed is a drag it's a big big drag

Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.

Coke is a joke rather take a toke

Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.

Tripping on acid makes you flacid

DMT too rich for me.

Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in.

Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna

With her hair bleached by peroxide

Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.

Well I've tried 'em all and I might sound queer

But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love

Beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of

Niquil.

Ecstacy's okay with me

On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew.

Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck

Nervous wreck, can I call collect?

Nicotine is so obscene

And caffiene only makes me mean.

Huffin spray paint ain't so quaint

It gives you headaches and makes you faint.

Hash is a gas like a blast from the past

But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.

Well I tried 'em all and I might sound queer

But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love

Beer.

*harmonica solo*

*double tempo*

Speed is a drag it's a big big drag

Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.

Coke is a joke rather take a toke

Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.

Tripping on acid makes you flacid

DMT too rich for me.

Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in.

Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and screw Madonna

With her hair bleached by peroxide

Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.

Well I've tried 'em all and I (might sound queer)

But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer).

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love

Beer.

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of

Niquil.

Ecstacy's okay with me

On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew.

Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck

Nervous wreck, can I call collect?

Nicotine is so obscene

And caffiene only makes me mean.

Huffin spray paint ain't so quaint

It gives you headaches and makes you faint.

Hash is a gas like a blast from the past

But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.

Well I tried 'em all and I (might sound queer)

But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer).

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love

Beer.

(We got one! )

Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love

Beer.

Beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! we love

Beer!

*everybody solos*

*unintelligable noise*

*lead singer talking to band* Man, I'm so high I could hunt ducks with a

Rake.