Baby we’ve been together for a long, long time
You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights
Lately I’ve been dreaming you in leather, me in lace
Let’s put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains. 

Chorus:
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
Every puff, every shot, 
You’re a looking better all the time 
I don’t need a card from Hallmark
Box of candy, heaven knows 
Give me weed instead of roses
Let’s see where it goes. 

Honey you don’t have to worry
There ain’t no one else for me, 
Lately we have fallen under the same routine
I ain’t getting any younger, oh but you don’t seem to care
Let’s trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear

Chorus:
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
Every puff, every shot, 
you’re a looking better all the time 
I don’t need a card from Hallmark
Box of candy, heaven knows 
Give me weed instead of roses
Let’s see where it goes. 

Let’s send the kids to grandma
And call in sick to work 
Put on some heavy metal
Rip the phone off the book
Go call your no good brother
We both know what he’s been growing
I’ll be waiting  with the whipped cream 
And baby let’s get going. 

Chorus:
Give me weed instead of roses
Bring me whiskey instead of wine
Every puff, every shot, 
you’re a looking better all the time 
I don’t need a card from Hallmark
Box of candy, heaven knows 
Give me weed instead of roses
Let’s see where it goes. 

You pull out the Polaroid 
And I’ll strike a couple poses 
Oh let’s get a little wild 
Bring me weed instead of roses.