I bet I’m the talk of this town
If you don’t have a ring,  then you won’t settle down
And I hate to admit that you’re right
Cause I’m sleeping alone tonight.

Chorus: 
So the man is gone
What a damn cliché! 
And momma says, 
Looks like I’ve gained some weight.
Landlord’s at the door
Says the rent can’t wait,
But I’m a dollar short 
And two weeks late.

Yeah, I feel sorry for me
Oh, but I got a secret that I’m gonna keep
When you’re living in sin, I guess
Sometimes there’s just what you get!

Chorus: 
So the man is gone
What a damn cliché! 
And momma says, 
Looks like I’ve gained some weight.
Landlord’s at the door
Says the rent can’t wait,
But I’m a dollar short 
And two weeks late.

So the man is gone
What a damn cliché! 
And momma says, 
Looks like I’ve gained some weight.
I know the Bible says 
You’re supposed to wait 
But I’m a dollar short 
And two weeks late.
Yeah, I’m a dollar short 
And two weeks late!