Asher Roth - Maybe I Dont Wanna lyrics

rate me

ft. Tom Petty, SWV, The Beach Boys

I don't wanna go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch

And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off

Maybe I wanna clown around and turn my music super loud

And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth

I like to wake up in the morning with a yawn and a stretch

Check my phone and see all the messages I missed

"Asher, it's important, call me when you get a sec,

I wanna talk about insurance and enormous amounts of debt"

Head into the kitchen find out what's for break'

Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg

Turning on the telly, ESPN

Hitting Blake Griffin like "let's be friends"

‘Cause I'm cool as Chuck and I write dope raps

And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag

Asher Roth is killing you

Play board games, answer trivia

Go and stand Philly up, LA sold separately

Proceed TiVo Jeopardy, please, no, never me

I’m more supermarket sweet, I go right for the bleach

And the big stabs of meat, no beef

Don't have a cow man, I make crowds freak out, go wild man

Kid look out of it, hold the stylist and the powder kit

It's hip hop, not the ballad, bitch

On second calculus, I'll take the mani and the pedi

Pro Chevron, anti-Getty

If I'm getting clawed, I'm losing my Machete

If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti

Shout out to Spencer Hawes, know him now as Chevy

From the state of Wash, where they smoke Hetties

Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky

Either way you put it, I'm smoother than Uncle Jessie

I can do a handstand chilling underwater

I used to do it longer, but I started marijuan-er

To talk about how power only wants to hold us down

I figured it all out because I'm older now

Maybe a little jaded, think we should go crazy

Have a bunch of sex and having a bunch of babies

‘Cause if I'm going out, want titties in my face

Smoking weed on some we slurping on a milkshake

So yo, Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie

I hope you don't mind, I wanna give her that Roth dick

Don't take it wrong, shit, I know you got a fast serve

But if it doesn't work, tell her "holler Asher"

Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp

Wordsworth with the words, for sure

Kinda works, see I think that I deserve to be a slime and a perv

Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods

Sipping on the tiger blood, you better go and chase a liger, bro

I'm tired of the show

I don't wanna go to the club, I'd rather sit down on the couch

And watch a movie while my girlfriend jerks me off

Maybe I wanna clown around and turn my music super loud

And if I didn't then I isn't Asher Roth