Asher Roth - Lark On My Go Kart lyrics

rate me

Sitting on a truffet

Puffing on the best cut buds

Trying to get butt from miss muffet

Me and teddy rockspins

Stirring up a ruckus

Egging all the houses

Smashing all the pumpkins

Suck a dick butkus

Chumps can't funk with the punk kids

Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins

Any tim duncan

Spur of the moment

Let the whole world know I run shit

Jump ship quick

Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick

Spit fungus that'll roll from a dung trip

Twist to a front flip

Son that was some trick

Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blond bob saget

Ash can get nasty

Pass me a blunt and some captain

Chilling with an ashley

Heading to the mall

Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off

Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador

Door matted whore with your words

Heard that before

Poor metaphor, pedicure

Get your feet fixed

Walk in my shoes for a few

You gonna need it

Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with

Need a few weeks before you can compete with

Razor ramon flow oh so sharp

You can take kapowski

I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario Kart skills are outrageous

Play me any day and I'll be the best racist

Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager

Take off your blue tooth now dot com

I'm at the grocery store with hot moms

Bout 35 with at least two kids

We can make out while my friend babysits

All up in your fridge eating leftover shit

Tuna sandwich, butterscotch krimpets

Cheetos be my choice of chip

I enjoy for a bit

Take a sip from my simpson and split

Roll that j up, is it rolled? Yeah, roll it up, uh

Hair like a troll doll

Basketball shorts on

Yeah I'm a dork but I'm still holding court

Ball up balla

Y'all take too long get dolled up

Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up

Who am I tryin to impress

Honey in the sundress with the breasts luscious

Just sent me a text

O M G, you're the B E ST

If you're tryin to have sex, I'm the best at it