Asher Roth - Keep Boncing lyrics
rate meIt's a quiet Wednesday afternoon<br />
Roommates all gone at work or school<br />
And, I've got the whole house to myself so... <br />
I might as well get naked as buck<br />
Do jumping jacks with a glass of orange juice and double stacks<br />
With syrup, syrup lots of syrup<br />
<br />
And slurp... my words, <br />
Words worth, work with words<br />
Nerd, shirt Ash don't care<br />
Murderous Murdock Holmes Sherlock Capones<br />
Yo the flow is obnoxious, <br />
Might want to hold your nose I just let one go<br />
And if so, gonna make you nauseous<br />
<br />
Aw shit, auspicious spit, <br />
College kid hold your head like and ostrich<br />
All on that raw shit, take it how you want it<br />
Ash bad as Monet, 70 and sonnet<br />
Chillin with the Axin maxin relaxin, enjoy the show<br />
Comedy with some action, <br />
Oh did I mention, sexual tension?<br />
Yeah, oh yeah, bet that gets your attention<br />
<br />
I've been skim breast fed for sex-ed<br />
Wrestle my best friend, I'm still breast fed<br />
Like to, push them together against my head<br />
Then, test the bounce before I rest my head<br />
So titty, titty tat, tat, boom bat diddly dat dat<br />
The smoothest cool cat is Ash<br />
That should last them at least two weeks<br />
Before I league a new tree, <br />
To feed the sweetie like it's Easter or Halloween, not I mean<br />
<br />
Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday<br />
Bow down and honor me, when I rap it's a holiday, <br />
Yeah, Ash Roth in the house, blow pops in the house<br />
Rang dang in the house, in the house make 'em bounce<br />
<br />
I like boobies like you like nuts<br />
Let's get together and make them touch<br />
And your booty especially, bouncin' up and doen on my lil' wee wee<br />
But there's something that means more to me<br />
Then big titties and round booty<br />
It's your personality... psyche! <br />
It's um, fresh clean snapper, two cheeks to suck on after, <br />
I want to eat your liver with some beans and a nice bottle of chianti<br />
Chianti let's go to the bathroom and get busy<br />
I just want to smack your ass, I just want to smack your ass (keep keep bouncing)<br />
Uh, brain thang in the house<br />
Got my feet on your couch, your girls titties pokin' out (watch 'em bounce)<br />
She's got some funky ass nips