Asher Roth - How Many Bars lyrics

rate me

[Boyder]<br />

Baseball adjustable cap backwards<br />

Walk by your crew, you're like, "that nerd's<br />

On my last nerve", but it's all good, doggie<br />

Cos I have your girlfriend with my coffee<br />

That's twice a day, yeah, twice today<br />

Girls would be abstinent if I was gay<br />

When I talk to her I just keep it brief<br />

Walk down the street with my peen out my briefs<br />

Yeah, I'm a monster socially<br />

Private counselors teach girls to get over me<br />

Barracuda semen, swimming past ovaries<br />

All ya'll thought white boys said was "totally"<br />

If you're looking for me I'll give you a noogie<br />

Yeah I get more head than a hoodie<br />

You're gonna get it, how much you wanna bet?<br />

Drop my pants, what you see is what you get<br />

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[Asher Roth]<br />

Slim fitted, dim witted, get with it (get with it)<br />

See your Benz dented, me and my friends did it (yeah we did it)<br />

Committed the dumb shit, dum-ditty<br />

I did it in one sitting with just a dum-ditty<br />

Come get it, I'm coming to some city<br />

This summer the sun's gonna feel suddenly strong, ain't it?<br />

Goddammit the planet be so damaged<br />

I can't even go roll without my suntan lotion<br />

No, son, take a look up out the ocean<br />

All over the globe what was frozen is now erosion<br />

And being pulled to the coast with your mom's best friend<br />

And her son called ozone holes and<br />

Sippin a mimosa<br />

Mama in the back yard baking up a loaf of<br />

Something so soulful<br />

Hoping this banana bread<br />

Gimme any hand full of that and I'll dismantle it<br />

Had to hit up Cannon when I landed in Atlanta and<br />

Told him how we about to go ahead and save the planet and<br />

Da-da-tantling, back up with my Dj<br />

We be cleaning house now, put this one on replay<br />

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