Asher Roth - Cartoon Chick lyrics

rate me

(yo ash, [whats up man],

If you could have any cartoon chick who would it be?)

[Its funny you ask that]

Right of the bat I'll have Jessica Rabbit,

She's the baddest, I love them tatties,

Yea that chest pressed, in that red dress,

And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads,

So Ariel would get it in the shower,

Do beauty with beast, Eiffel tower,

I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride,

And then I'd ride her carpet until I made it fly

And Cinderella's better than the step sisters,

Gives the best head and is the best kisser,

Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers,

Then fairy god mother is the one to give the dick to,

Mulan's punan is oh so sweet,

Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets,

I fucked Snow White cause I heard she was a freak,

Yo forget Hugh Heff, imma roll with Disney

(Chorus)

If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would you pick,

If you could fuck a cartoon chick which one would get the dick,

Cause if you had a cartoon chick she wouldn't blow up yo phone,

I don't need a cartoon chick I can just draw my own

I Scooby-Dood Daphney while Betty Boop watched,

Told Judy Jetson you can get on top,

Yea of course i'd do Wilma but Betty's mad hot,

Not Fred Flinstone but I'll make her bedrock,

I fucked Neon Flux and Rouge from the X-men,

And maybe Rainbow Bright because I heard she was a lesbian,

Smurfette would get it cause of my blue fetish,

So that includes Marge Simpson too, get it

(Chorus 2X)

[Yo Dave, you know who else I would do Louis Griffin,

You ever seen that episode when she had that thing,

And she was just like in nothing in that picture, pheww!]