Asher Roth - Cannon lyrics
rate meDJ CANNON:<br />
Holla At Me!<br />
<br />
ASHER ROTH:<br />
Yo, Cannon!<br />
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat<br />
That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)<br />
You know I had to, dog...<br />
<br />
You know the world's gone mad<br />
When blacks wear plaid<br />
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non<br />
Or when a boy from the burbs<br />
Has the nerves to converge<br />
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)<br />
<br />
You know the world's gone mad<br />
When blacks wear plaid<br />
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non<br />
Or when a boy from the burbs<br />
Has the nerves to converge<br />
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?<br />
<br />
DJ CANNON:<br />
Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!<br />
I don't know what else to tell you, Go in!<br />
<br />
ASHER ROTH:<br />
Yo, Cannon!<br />
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat<br />
That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)<br />
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)<br />
<br />
You know the world's gone mad<br />
When blacks wear plaid<br />
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non (GET EM!)<br />
Or when a boy from the burbs<br />
Has the nerves to converge<br />
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)<br />
<br />
Aww, God Damn-it,<br />
That's the last straw, can't stand it<br />
You all must be reprimanded<br />
Spank that fan-ny, Man-ny<br />
So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed<br />
<br />
Yes, I am a fan of Da-kota Fanning,<br />
and I Am Sam, out-standing!<br />
My Sean Penn-manship is fan-cy,<br />
yeah, my rhe-to-ric is dan-dy<br />
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)<br />
And vent for the burbs,<br />
I have emerged Ad Ven-ti,<br />
Dos a?os, vamos, pronto, let's go,<br />
Her lip gloss tastes like can-dy<br />
<br />
Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,<br />
Pizzazz and swagg alone,<br />
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;<br />
Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)<br />
With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)<br />
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,<br />
Then out from the loins, I'd be born;<br />
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,<br />
They'd form my performance<br />
<br />
Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,<br />
Like, "Let's face it...He's so amazing!"<br />
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam,<br />
Naw, man, let's try again;<br />
I've got lungs like Iron Man,<br />
I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm<br />
But, let's get higher, man;<br />
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ire-land<br />
from a wild, frantic Irish-man,<br />
Who said his name was (SHANNON!)<br />
<br />
Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,<br />
and I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished;<br />
'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach<br />
Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch<br />
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick wit' it,<br />
Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious<br />
<br />
This is<br />
Never did shit for my im-age;<br />
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!<br />
Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un-<br />
Tell the whole world on my dick, then<br />
Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and<br />
I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis<br />
Spittin' lincecum ,<br />
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)<br />
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo' cannon<br />
Then get it lami-nated, frame it, save it,<br />
cuz in a couple days, I'll be famous<br />
<br />
Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That's the kid!<br />
I forget what his name is...starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'.<br />
Bringing hip-hop into the burbs<br />
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(Thanks to Lucas for these lyrics)<br />
Thanks to jason...spittin LINCECUM i got a cannon. for correcting these lyrics
