Asher Roth - Bad Day lyrics

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And it just keeps going

And it just keeps...

So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave

Heading to a friends wedding in the NYC

But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,

All this jet setting has really been getting to me.

It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep

But instead I end up sitting in the 27th seat,

An isle seat, fine by me

But the guy that's insides always trying to pee.

With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps

Flipping out and kicking at me while it violently screams

So I silently plead "Oh God, please

Let there be a honey sitting 27B"

But of course a morbidly obese beast

Is in the seat that wheezes when it breathes

The guy that's in D is at least three deep

And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees

Everything best shorter just need water

But for a bottle they charge two dollars

And when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps...

So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,

But the captain is seat belt fastened.

So my ass is just passin gas

And at last I escape when I'm minutes away from clinically insane.

I make my way towards baggage claim

When I hear a high pitched voice scream my name.

Some dumb bitch I went to high school with

While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit

I just smile and think how great it would be

If I could just hit this chick with a quick like sweep.

So I pick up my LL Bean

And b line for the next taxi.

In need of weed and boxer briefs

But my bags only got maxis.

I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps...

I check into my hotel room

And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom

Tell him I moved and I need some water and food

And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie

But the tube has no HBO

So anything I want yo I'm paying fo'

But I'm lame and broke so

I'm laying in a robe watching that Little People Big World show

Right then there's a knock at the door,

It's my last hope for a Spanish whore

Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis

"Hi, I've lost my cat, have you seen it? "

Jesus, this day is the worst,

At least I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep

Healthy and diseaseless I guess it could be worse but I'm just

Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.

Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.

And it just keeps going

And it just keeps...