Ashbury Faith - classic lyrics

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<b>classic</b> by <i>Ashbury Faith</i><br />She took those words right out of my mouth, you know,

and made me feel like a complete asshole.

Can you imagine when you feel like a fool.

I got a major degree in blowing my cool.

No I don't need a cigarette man, and don't ask me why.

Hey, do I look

as if I wanna pick up a guy.

We talked for hours, she finally said yes,

so you should have seen my face

when I spilled coke on her dress.

Big man, happy man tries to act real slick.

Words ain't written but

they're already a classic.

Big man, sad man turns out to be a prick.

Oh man, it's such a classic.

The goddamn evening was getting out of hand quickly,

so I mentioned

the fact that I played bass in a band.

She turned to me and said:"Are you a slob?

Don't you think you people better find yourself a job?"

Big man, happy man tries to act real slick.

Words ain't written but

they're already a classic.

Big man, sad man turns out to be a prick.

Oh man, it's such a classic.