Art Paul Schlosser - Vote For Me/It's A Joke lyrics

rate me

Vote for me/It's a joke

I would rather/Be the Pope

If I have to/I'll drink Coke

Hey I'm desperate/I need the job I'm broke

Vote for me/It's a joke

I'll take a bath/And use real soap

Comb my hair/Real nice

So what if/I've got lice

And if I'm elected President

I won't do anything

Just sit around and collect the money

Invite my friends over to play poker

And tell jokes that are funny

Vote for me/It's a joke

Famous people/I misquote

Tell you that/It's all true

Vote for me/Be a fool

Vote for me/It's a joke

I don't care/If you smoke

I don't care/If you choke

Just before you die/Make sure you vote

THIS IS FOLLOWED BY A RIFF on the guitar that gets louder,higher and faster until it ends and I act like I'm pushing a button and then I blow the KAZOO and say:What button did I push ?