Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song lyrics

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There was an old farmer<br />

Who lived on a rock<br />

He sat in the meadow<br />

Just shaking his<br />

<br />

Fist at some boys<br />

Who were down by the crick<br />

Their feet in the water<br />

Their hands on their<br />

<br />

Marbles and playthings<br />

And at half past four<br />

There came a young lady<br />

She looked like a<br />

<br />

Pretty young creature<br />

She sat on the grass<br />

She pulled up her dress<br />

And she showed them her<br />

<br />

Ruffles and laces<br />

And white fluffy duck<br />

She said she was learning<br />

A new way to<br />

<br />

Bring up her children<br />

So they would not spit<br />

While the boys in the barnyard<br />

Were shoveling<br />

<br />

Refuse and litter<br />

From yesterday's hunt<br />

While the girl in the meadow<br />

Was rubbing her<br />

<br />

Eyes at the fellow<br />

Down by the dock<br />

He looked like a man<br />

With a sizable<br />

<br />

Home in the country<br />

With a big fence out front<br />

And if he asked her politely<br />

She'd show him her<br />

<br />

Little pet dog<br />

Who was subject to fits<br />

And maybe she'd let him<br />

Grab hold of her<br />

<br />

Small tender hand<br />

With a movement so quick<br />

And then she'd bend over<br />

And suck on his<br />

<br />

Candy, so tasty<br />

Made of butterscotch<br />

And then he'd spread whipped cream<br />

All over her<br />

<br />

Cookies that she had<br />

Left out on her shelf<br />

If you think this is dirty<br />

You can go fuck yourself!