I woke up this morning, I fell out of bed 
checked my pulse I wasnt dead 
there's a pounding in my head 
I think I may have vomited 

They took me away last night 
looks like I put up a fight 
now I'm staring at the lights 
why is my skin so white? 

I was abducted by a gang of angry mimes 
what they did should be a crime 
I couldnt see the probe but I felt it enough 
but at least they wore gloves 

They put me in a box that wasn't there 
made me pretend to climb the stairs 
they were all sitting I couldn't see their chairs 
and the clothes they made me wear 

A little striped shirt, a little black beret 
a dopey flower made of papier mache 
and they painted a tear drop on my face 
gave me an accordian to play 

I was abducted and then tortured and forced to jam 
cajun music by a gang of angry mimes 
what they did should be a crime 
they didn't say much, they weren't chatty 
they poured imaginary tea 

I pulled off my escape during the tug of war 
I poured mime marbles over the mime floor 
seven mimes went down and then I punched two more 
then I made myself a door 

I was abducted and then tortured and forced to jam 
Cajun music and then after a brief altercation escaped 
from a gang of angry mimes 
what they did was such a crime 
it took a while to get home again 
because I ran against the wind

                          Thanks to Owweeee for these lyrics