Arrogant Worms - Canadaman lyrics

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Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey

Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee?

Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower?

Who's a superhero but not a superpower?

Canadaman! He eats donuts every day

Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way

Canadaman! He appreciates input

And he says excuse me if you step on his foot

He can't fly or levitate can barely even jump

Can't see through women's clothing or bounce bullets off his rump

Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard

But who could save a life with his organ donor's card?

Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture

Canadaman! But what it is he isn't sure

Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net

But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets

Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine

Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene

Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head

He makes it look so easy or should we say e-zed!

Canadaman!