Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo lyrics

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I used to talk about politics, politics, politics,

I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.

I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism

I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad

And all I talk about is baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

I used to rant about traffic problems,

fender benders, stupid signs

I used to fear an accident

But now I stay at home

And talk about:

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

Sometimes it's all brown and gooey

Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard

Sometimes it's like melted crayon

Sometimes it just smells like POO

I used to talk about philosophy,

Kafka, Descartes, Socrates

I used to think metaphysically

But now I think the world evolves around:

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

Sometimes it feels just like stucco

Sometimes it feels like jello pudding

Sometimes it's like avacado

Sometimes she just pees on me

I used to be real int'resting

Discussing isues of the day

But now I call up my MP

And tell her all about my baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo

Baby poo, baby poo

All I talk about is baby poo(x2)

Thanks to Azz - correcting spelling of 'stucco' for these lyrics