ARI HEST - Terms And Conditions lyrics

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She flips back the page of the guy with the six pack<br />

And the girl with the buns of steel<br />

She sees "$29.99" in big bold print and figures, <br />

"Ooh what a great steal."<br />

And says, "Farewell to melba toast, <br />

Rice cakes and cottage cheese.<br />

As soon as I get me these here magic pills my mind will be set at ease.<br />

My mind will be set at ease."<br />

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Who has the time, who has the patience to raise a red flag?<br />

We see the book beyond the cover, but can we make the distinction?<br />

That tiny, insubstantial print has much more substance than you think<br />

Everything's subject to terms and conditions<br />

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He looks over his shoulder at the girl who walked past him, <br />

A body from heaven<br />

He sees scarlet red lips and curvaceous hips and says, <br />

"Hi, my name's Kevin."<br />

When she opens up her mouth, she leaves no trace of doubt<br />

She says, "You may have pinned me as the hetero type<br />

But that's not what I'm about.<br />

No that's not what I'm about."<br />

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Chorus<br />

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Everything's subject to terms and conditions<br />

Beware of those cleverly hidden restrictions.