Arctic Monkeys - Teddy Picker lyrics

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They sped up to the point where they provoke

the punchline before they have told the joke

Concealed desperation to be seen

staring at the television screen

They sped up to the point where they provoke

you to tell the fucking punchline before you have to the joke

I'm sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist

it wasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

they told ya

but you were dyin' for it

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and a magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?

D'you reckon that they make them take an oath that says that we are

defenders of any poser or professional pretender around

When did your list replace the twist and turn

and the fist replace the kiss, don't concern

Don't be bothered

I don't want your prayer

Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder

don't be surprised when you get bent over

they told ya

but you were gagging for it

Let's have a game on the teddy picker

not quick enough can i have it quicker

already thick, and your getting thicker

Let's have a game on the teddy picker

not quick enough can i have it quicker

already thick, and your getting thicker

Coz you meant that all things are equal

Who'd want to be men of the people

When there's people like you