Alexander, our older brother,

                      set out for a great adventure.

                      He tore our images out of his pictures,

                    he scratched our names out of all his letters.</p>
                    <p>Our mother shoulda just named you Laika!</p>
                    <p>Come on Alex, you can do it.

                      Come on Alex, there's nothin' to it.

                      If you want somethin' don't ask for nothin,

                      if you want nothin' don't ask for somethin'!</p>
                    <p>Our mother shoulda just named you Laika!

                      It's for your own good,

                      it's for the neighborhood!</p>
                    <p>Our older brother bit by a Vampire!

                      For a year we caught his tears in a cup.

                      And now we're gonna make him drink it.

                      Come on Alex don't die or dry up!</p>
                    <p>Our mother shoulda just named you Laika!

                      It's for your own good,

                      it's for the neighborhood!</p>
                    <p>When daddy comes home you always start a fight,

                      so the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights.

                      The police disco lights.

                      Now the neighbors can dance!

                      Look at 'em dance.