ARAB STRAP - Piglet lyrics

rate me

You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and I'd always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. the place was marked and it was there in blue and white - it<br>Said simply, paul stayed last night.<br><br>Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee.<br>You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as I started to pee.<br><br>You said, I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen.<br>He might as well be a girl, he's a good for a laugh and he's good for bitchin'.<br><br>You said you'd never be willing or able.<br>And he looks like he was made on a fucking table.<br>Although, to be fair, I think he hides the bolts quite well, but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell.<br>I had just assumed you'd completely gone off shagging and I can you seen you with your new uni pals, standing bragging. now he's your boyfriend and I know you were talking shite but you still de<br>It when I met you at someone's birthday party the other night.<br><br>You said, I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen. we have a good laugh when we're sitting bitchin'.<br><br>The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh - do you want to suck my cunt? in real life just sounds naff.<br>And when we were with your friends I just as well might of been no one.<br>And you can't get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know one.