APOLOGETIX - We're In A Parody Band lyrics

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I went and wrote some parodies

Karl tried a little rock, put me on a stage

Keith sleps comedy, we threw him in the act

Bill adds some more soul and has a knack for chat

We're all four guys with many dreams

But God can help you focus these things

Music lyrics we rewrite

As long as we can take a tune and show the light

We're in a parody band

We're here to share with the fans

We've got a two-part style

We'll tell you part's Weird Al

The other part's Billy Graham

]Four Aquafinas and soda pop

We're waiting for the van to return from the shop

Philadelphia late at night its battery died

The hotel we slept in it was highly priced

Now seeing as I'm waiting, I have a plan

Would you like to meet the boys in the band

I'm J.- Karl's the dude with the guitar on

And we've got Keith on the bass and Bill on drums

We're in a parody band

We're in a terrible van

We're comin' to your town

And if your car breaks down

We're good Samaritans, man

We're in a parody band

The Bible's there in your hand

You're thumbin' through your now

We'll help you start it out

With a one-year reading plan

We're in a parody band

We're into prayer and defense

We're from a two-sport town

Three if the Pirates count

It's just so rare that we win

We're in a parody band

We're at a charity dance

We're only two doors down

We know it's Shark Week now

But please come there if you can

We're in a parody band... whoo!

We're in Bob Flaherty's band... whoo!

Will this hilarity end... whoo!