APOLOGETIX

APOLOGETIX - MONKEY SCHEME lyrics

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Here they come, talkin' down on me

I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe

They say we were monkeys

They think they're saying something profound

But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found

They built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the truth

And any time they get busted- They sell you something new

They say we were monkeys

I think that they've been monkeyin' around

Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round

They're just tryin' to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain

Where they've done excavation, they keep uncoverin' mistakes

Any time or any where- just look over the boulders

you'll see that man's been there

They say we were monkeys

I think their heads are stuck in the ground

Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down

(spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbon

Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and

the Pitdown Man was a low down sham

They built that man form an orangutang

Ramapithics wasn't complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth

additional skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative- only an ape

Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just vague and confusing

the wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess

was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the rest

Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient

in Vitamin D of it might've been rickets

but he had religion and musical instruments

fire and tools and from you he's no different

(sang:) They say we were monkeys

But people came from dust in the ground

But they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've found

They're just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid

If we come from creation, you need God's son to be saved

They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found

Still you'd better get ready- They'll make it up anyhow

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