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APOLOGETIX - Flirtin' With The Pastor lyrics

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I’m baffled by the folks

Who like flirtin’ with the pastor

It’s hard to get them through the door

And they’re hardly comin’ after

They’re out of money, passed the buck

When he took up a collection

Well how much more must they make

Before God gets a fraction?

They’re flirtin’ with the pastor

But they’ll go when in need

And then they hide ‘til Easter and Christmas Eve

They got a Bible on the shelf

But when they gonna read it?

They can’t commit time they do

For lesser things

They’d rather lay down in their cozy homes

He’s still tryin’ to drag them to heaven though

They’re not tryin’ to turn that reverend gray

Seems like they may though anyway

You know what I’m talkin’ about, maybe?

Sneakin’ out on the pastor on Sunday

The faithful go round and round

If they don’t like his sermons enough

They leave and go crosstown

They want the best in troubadours

And they like their funny laughter

And other guys just stay in bed

And they wait for the hereafter

Flirtin’ with the pastor , you all

I ain’t sure they know what they need

You know the way they run and hide

‘til Easter and Christmas Eve

They got a Bible on the shelf

But when they plan to read it?

You can’t just live your life

Through dudes on Christian TV

They’d rather lay down in their home sweet homes

He’s still tryin’ to drag them to heaven though

Though they might return but never stay

They’re flirtin’ with the pastor anyway

And you are too maybe

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He’s prayin’ for everybody

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Flirtin’ with the pastor, babe

They ain’t sure what they need

You know the way they run and hide ‘til Easter and Christmas Eve

They got a Bible on the shelf

But when they plan to read it?

They cram for this

Just like they do for SATs

They’d rather lay down in their cozy homes

He’s still tryin’ to drag them to heaven though

Though the guy’s been burned by them, he prays

There’s certain things a pastor can’t forsake

There’s certain things a pastor can’t forsake

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