APOLOGETIX - Fakey Shaky Parts (Achey Breaky Heart) lyrics

rate me

You can tell the world

With banners all unfurled

You just learned Theology 101

You can say you went

To bible school and then

The class you took said half the Book was wrong

You can fill your heart

With lots of question marks

You still tell me Jesus is your Lord

But I can tell you this

If it was hit or miss

I wouldn’t read the bible anymore

Chorus:

Don’t tear apart

The sacred word of God

You just gotta take it as it stands

‘Cause if it’s all a farce

With fakey shaky parts

You might as well dump it in the can

Oo-oo-ooh!

You can tell me John

And Luke and Mark was wrong

You can say that’s not what Christ would say

Well tell me brother this

Did Jesus tell a fib

And said his rant would never pass away

You read verse 3:16

In Second Timothy

It says all scripture comes with God’s okay

So you I’ll tell goodbye

And watch out for your pride

‘Cause I’ll be walking out on you today

(Chorus)

Noah and the ark

And Abraham and Lot

Isaac and Rebekah and the twins

And Ishmael I forgot

And Jacob and Esau

The bible’s built upon these men

(Chorus)