APOLOGETIX - Bone Digger lyrics
rate me<br>They make a monkey right out of me -- Yes, they've been tryin' endlessly <br>Overeager bonediggers -- they never found that jigsaw piece <br>They make a monkey right out of me -- It makes for funky biology <br>I'm not the kid of some hominid, who comes from a lizard, whose mama was a fish <br>Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I say evolution don't figure <br>Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I ain't never seen no holes bigger <br>It sounds like no evidence found, it sounds like their heads in the ground <br>It sounds like they're just too proud, it sounds quite boneheaded <br>You need to ponder whether evolution is wrong <br>Whether maybe you was put on under cover of dawn <br>They said, "We can tell from rocks, we tell by the carbon" <br>'Cause this world has gotta flock of descendants of Charles Robert Darwin <br>But I'm lookin' for the odds at casinos <br>That life could come to be from random acids amino <br>Zero -- we know it's hocus pocus <br>And they wanna make all of that an accidental process? <br>O.K., let's pretend a fishy got some kids <br>That stood up on their fins and crawled up on land <br>Without evidence and here we are today <br>If you're trustin' in this worldview you better have faith <br>You know why? They make too much of nothin' <br>Stuff that I've heard it should have been on Mythbusters <br>Their best forensic samples couldn't cut the mustard <br>You don't care what none of us say you still trust it <br>(They make a monkey) Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers (right out of me) <br>But I say evolution don't figure (It makes for funky) <br>Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers (biology) <br>But I ain't never seen no holes bigger (I'm not the kid) <br>It sounds like no evidence found (of some hominid) <br>It sounds like their heads in the ground (who comes from a lizard) <br>It sounds like they're just too proud (whose mama was a fish) <br>It sounds quite boneheaded <br>1859's the fateful year -- they've had 150 years to prove their great new theory <br>I know some funny ways they found support for some of it, kids <br>They made some hominids from parts of gibbons and pigs <br>Your museums are deceiving when you visit one they <br>Take a couple bones pawn it off as a primate <br>They were s'posed to find all sorts of life forms we could study <br>They went to the rocks and got dinosaurs in the muddy <br>They're talkin' down actin' like the Bible is so funny <br>Could've got dinos sooner if they tried Job 41-y <br>If it ain't no bunk, holler "We want proof now, we want proof now, yeah!" <br>It's somethin' that'll make you mad <br>Cause all the links they had were either weak or bad <br>Great big digs since the 1860's <br>And after waiting and searchin' they found out it doesn't exist? <br>CHORUS <br>Now I ain't hating on the bone digger, no, not me <br>I've found trilobites in stone and some petrified trees <br>You know evolution ain't paleontology <br>Transition forms are lackin' -- got a hole up his sleeve <br>But -- the other option's not fun <br>So he gonna make you into a man out of that pond scum <br>This is his religion baby, don't be surprised <br>That fishy on all fours on his jeep's his messiah <br>So, let's no fight -- I won't abuse Darwin 'cause that's not nice <br>And they're gonna keep stallin' and tryin' to prove they're right though <br>And when you catch on we'll lead you back to the Bible <br>SECOND HALF OF CHORUS<br><!-- stopprint -->
