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Anyone Can Whistle movie - There's always a woman lyrics

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CORA:<br>

Cherchez la femme.<br>

There's always a woman<br>

To spoil the illusion,<br>

The rotten banana<br>

That ruins the bunch.<br>

There's always a woman<br>

Who causes confusion.<br>

There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>

We must lunch.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Love to.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Noonish?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Tomorrow.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Today.<br>

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FAY:<br>

My place?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Mine.<br>

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FAY:<br>

There's always a woman,<br>

The one disappointment.<br>

The note that goes sour<br>

And gums up the tune,<br>

The ant at the picnic,<br>

The fly in the ointment.<br>

There's nothing so slow as a woman.<br>

Ring me soon!<br>

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CORA:<br>

Love to.<br>

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FAY:<br>

'Voir.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Leaving?<br>

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FAY:<br>

I thought...<br>

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CORA:<br>

I know.<br>

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FAY:<br>

I tried.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

It's always a woman,<br>

The counterfeit check,<br>

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FAY:<br>

The snake in the woodpile,<br>

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CORA:<br>

The pain in the neck.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

The sand in the oyster<br>

That isn't a pearl.<br>

There's nothing as low as a woman...<br>

Darling girl.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Pet!<br>

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FAY:<br>

Lamb!<br>

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CORA:<br>

Dove!<br>

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FAY:<br>

Fish.<br>

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CORA:<br>

The run in the stocking,<br>

The snag in the zipper,<br>

The weather in London,<br>

The water in France.<br>

It's always a woman.<br>

It's Jacqueline the Ripper.<br>

There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>

Shall we dance?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Waltz?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Rhumba?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Cancan?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Tango?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Schottische?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Gavotte?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Cha-cha?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Tap?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Bolero?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Polka?<br>

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FAY:<br>

Bridge?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Two hearts.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Three clubs.<br>

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CORA:<br>

I pass.<br>

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FAY:<br>

There's always a woman,<br>

A crimp in the writing,<br>

The hole in the sidewalk,<br>

The gum on the shoe.<br>

She almost looks human-<br>

It must be the lighting.<br>

Whatever it is, it's a woman.<br>

How are you?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Fine. <br>

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FAY:<br>

Pity.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

It's always a woman,<br>

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FAY:<br>

The hand in the hill,<br>

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CORA:<br>

The five dollar diamond,<br>

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FAY:<br>

the three-dollar bill.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

A genius for trickery<br>

That's second to none.<br>

There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>

Isn't this fun?<br>

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CORA:<br>

Lovely.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Charming.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Delicious.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Stunning.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Fabulous.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Gorgeous.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

Exquisite.<br>

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CORA, FAY (Alternately):<br>

A knife would be perfect-<br>

A gun would be perfect-<br>

It's quick and it's quiet.<br>

At least I could try it.<br>

I hear they do wonders<br>

And you can do wonders<br>

With poisonous gas.<br>

With silvers of glass,<br>

There's always the quarry-<br>

There's always curare-<br>

She'd never be found.<br>

I have some around.<br>

A noose is efficient-<br>

Bamboo is efficient-<br>

She won't make a sound.<br>

As long as it's ground.<br>

Whatever will do it,<br>

Whatever will do it,<br>

If anything will.<br>

If anything will.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Sneak.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Thief.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Cheat.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Crook.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Frump.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Fake.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Bore.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Bag.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Leech.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Crone.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Witch.<br>

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FAY:<br>

Ghoul.<br>

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BOTH:<br>

Police!<br>

Shoot to kill!<br>

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