Anyone Can Whistle movie - There's always a woman lyrics
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CORA:<br>
Cherchez la femme.<br>
There's always a woman<br>
To spoil the illusion,<br>
The rotten banana<br>
That ruins the bunch.<br>
There's always a woman<br>
Who causes confusion.<br>
There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>
We must lunch.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Love to.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Noonish?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Tomorrow.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Today.<br>
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FAY:<br>
My place?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Mine.<br>
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FAY:<br>
There's always a woman,<br>
The one disappointment.<br>
The note that goes sour<br>
And gums up the tune,<br>
The ant at the picnic,<br>
The fly in the ointment.<br>
There's nothing so slow as a woman.<br>
Ring me soon!<br>
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CORA:<br>
Love to.<br>
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FAY:<br>
'Voir.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Leaving?<br>
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FAY:<br>
I thought...<br>
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CORA:<br>
I know.<br>
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FAY:<br>
I tried.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
It's always a woman,<br>
The counterfeit check,<br>
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FAY:<br>
The snake in the woodpile,<br>
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CORA:<br>
The pain in the neck.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
The sand in the oyster<br>
That isn't a pearl.<br>
There's nothing as low as a woman...<br>
Darling girl.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Pet!<br>
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FAY:<br>
Lamb!<br>
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CORA:<br>
Dove!<br>
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FAY:<br>
Fish.<br>
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CORA:<br>
The run in the stocking,<br>
The snag in the zipper,<br>
The weather in London,<br>
The water in France.<br>
It's always a woman.<br>
It's Jacqueline the Ripper.<br>
There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>
Shall we dance?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Waltz?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Rhumba?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Cancan?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Tango?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Schottische?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Gavotte?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Cha-cha?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Tap?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Bolero?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Polka?<br>
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FAY:<br>
Bridge?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Two hearts.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Three clubs.<br>
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CORA:<br>
I pass.<br>
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FAY:<br>
There's always a woman,<br>
A crimp in the writing,<br>
The hole in the sidewalk,<br>
The gum on the shoe.<br>
She almost looks human-<br>
It must be the lighting.<br>
Whatever it is, it's a woman.<br>
How are you?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Fine. <br>
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FAY:<br>
Pity.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
It's always a woman,<br>
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FAY:<br>
The hand in the hill,<br>
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CORA:<br>
The five dollar diamond,<br>
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FAY:<br>
the three-dollar bill.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
A genius for trickery<br>
That's second to none.<br>
There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>
Isn't this fun?<br>
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CORA:<br>
Lovely.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Charming.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Delicious.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Stunning.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Fabulous.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Gorgeous.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
Exquisite.<br>
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CORA, FAY (Alternately):<br>
A knife would be perfect-<br>
A gun would be perfect-<br>
It's quick and it's quiet.<br>
At least I could try it.<br>
I hear they do wonders<br>
And you can do wonders<br>
With poisonous gas.<br>
With silvers of glass,<br>
There's always the quarry-<br>
There's always curare-<br>
She'd never be found.<br>
I have some around.<br>
A noose is efficient-<br>
Bamboo is efficient-<br>
She won't make a sound.<br>
As long as it's ground.<br>
Whatever will do it,<br>
Whatever will do it,<br>
If anything will.<br>
If anything will.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
There's nothing as low as a woman.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Sneak.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Thief.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Cheat.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Crook.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Frump.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Fake.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Bore.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Bag.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Leech.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Crone.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Witch.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Ghoul.<br>
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BOTH:<br>
Police!<br>
Shoot to kill!<br>
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