The Cookie Chase
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<br> CORA:<br> Lock 'em up! Put 'em away <br> In the Jar!<br> Time to start getting the nets out!<br> Lock 'em up!<br> Into the cage!<br> Quietly: no one must know.<br> Cart 'em of into the bin,<br> Turn the key.<br> Quick before anyone gets out!<br> Turn the key, throw it away,<br> There we are. Forty-eight to go!<br> <br> Detmold! Check in your patients.<br> <br> DETMOLD:<br> Yes, Your Honor? Your name, Madame?<br> <br> OLD LADY:<br> This doesn't fit. It's much too big, I wear a size three-well, maybe a four.<br> <br> DETMOLD:<br> Did you always hate your father?<br> <br> CORA:<br> Detmold, arrest her now and convict her later. There is really only one question that needs answering:<br> Are they breathing? Then they're Cookies.<br> Are they moving? Then they're Cookies.<br> Are they living? Then they're Cookies.<br> So get on with it! Quick, get on with it!<br> Are they human? Then they're Cookies.<br> So shut up, my dear Doctor, and shut up her too!<br> Lookie, lookie, here comes Cookie<br> Now.<br> Naughty Cookie, playing hookey-<br> That we don't allow.<br> Cigarette?<br> Light?<br> Thanks.<br> Get them.<br> You take the key, my love,<br> I'm too exhausted to move!<br> Music, I must have music,<br> A moment's music or my head will burst!<br> I know you'll meet the test-<br> You've been well rehearsed.<br> Do your best<br> (Meaning do your worst),<br> Let me rest<br> And remember, Schubchen:<br> Women and children first!<br> <br> CORA, SCHUB, COOLEY AND MAGRUDER:<br> Hmm...<br> Lock 'em up! Put 'em away <br> In the Jar!<br> Time to start getting the nets out!<br> Lock 'em up!<br> Into the cage!<br> Quietly: no one must know.<br> <br> QUARTET AND ENSEMBLE:<br> Lock 'em up! Put 'em away <br> In the Jar!<br> Time to start getting the nets out!<br> Lock 'em up!<br> Into the cage!<br> Quietly: no one must know.<br> Cart 'em of into the bin,<br> Turn the key.<br> Quick before anyone gets out!<br> Turn the key, throw it away,<br> There we are. Forty-two to go!<br> <br> FAY:<br> Ooh, la, la. Monsieur Schub.<br> <br> SCHUB:<br> Not yet gone back to Lourdes yet?<br> <br> FAY:<br> Non.<br> <br> SCHUB:<br> Pourquoi pas?<br> <br> FAY:<br> Pourquoi you hold ze key to my heart.<br> <br>
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