Anyone Can Whistle movie - Miracle Introduction lyrics

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NARRATOR:<br>

There is one place in town doing business; Dr. Detmold's Sanatorium for the Socially Pressured. Locally known as the Cookie Jar.<br>

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COOKIES:<br>

I'm like the bluebird.<br>

I should worry, I should care.<br>

I should be a millionaire.<br>

I'm like the bluebird...<br>

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NARRATOR:<br>

The Mayoress is so depressed by her unpopularity that she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage to a huge rock on the outskirts of town.<br>

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CORA:<br>

I am in the depths of positive despair.<br>

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SCHUB:<br>

Ah now, Cora, you need to relax.<br>

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CORA:<br>

I need a miracle, that's what I need.<br>

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NARRATOR:<br>

Suddenly, Baby Joan licks the rock and there is an enormous spurt of water.<br>

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CORA:<br>

Schroeder - Schroeder!<br>

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MRS. SCHROEDER:<br>

Your honor, it's a miracle!<br>

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CORA:<br>

It's what?<br>

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MRS. SCHROEDER:<br>

A miracle! It's a miracle!<br>

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CORA:<br>

You know, you're absolutely right. It is a miracle. I'm saved.<br>

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