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GROUP A:<br>
Hooray for A, the group that's well-adjusted,<br>
Everyone can be trusted<br>
In Group A!<br>
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GROUP ONE:<br>
Have fun with One, the group that's not neurotic.<br>
Everyone's patriotic<br>
In Group One!<br>
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BOTH GROUPS:<br>
Dignity, integrity and so on,<br>
We haven't much to go on,<br>
Still we go on.<br>
We've a platform strong enough to grow on:<br>
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GROUP A:<br>
Whenever they cheer, we're incensed!<br>
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GROUP ONE:<br>
Whenever they're for, we're against!<br>
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GROUP A:<br>
Hooray for Hapgood,<br>
Hapgood can be trusted,<br>
Friend of the well-adjusted<br>
In Group A!...<br>
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NARRATOR:<br>
Hapgood appears, carried aloft in Cora's litter, and they follow him out of the square, leaving it deserted - except for a dazzling redhead in dark glasses.<br>
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FAY:<br>
Bonjour.<br>
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