Anyone Can Whistle movie - Hapgood's Arrival lyrics
rate me<br>
NARRATOR:<br>
Comptroller Schub is trying to sort out the confusion of Cookies and Pilgrims at the Miracle Rock when there is a clap of thunder, several flashes of lightning and - yes - a trumpet call. Our hero has arrived: J. Bowden Hapgood.<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
Excuse me, but could you direct me to the Cookie Jar?<br>
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SCHUB:<br>
What for? There's nobody there, they're all here. Now doctor, here's our problem in a nutshell.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Oh, Schub!<br>
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SCHUB:<br>
We must know immediately which of the people on that line are bona fide pilgrims entitle to take our miracle waters and which are -<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
Cookies?<br>
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SCHUB:<br>
Yes.<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
Shall we dance?<br>
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SCHUB:<br>
What the hell is this?<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
I have to think, and I think best on my feet. And I must think up a quick way to discover who is who, and what is what and make everybody -<br>
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SCHUB:<br>
Yes...?<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
Happy, Mayor?<br>
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CORA:<br>
You may. But how are you going to separate them?<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
According to the principles of logic.<br>
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CORA:<br>
Logic?<br>
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HAPGOOD:<br>
It's quick and easy.<br>
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