Wakko: Maybe we are dogs<br />
Cute little dogs with ears<br />
Woof woof! (pant)<br />
And little tails that we can wag<br />
Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag!<br />
DrSns: Hey, get off of me!<br />
<br />
Dot  : Maybe I'm a cat<br />
Whaddaya think of that?<br />
A lovely cat that all the world adores<br />
And here's my kitty paws<br />
With little kitty claws<br />
Which I like to sharpen on your couch!<br />
DrSns: Augghh! That's not funny!<br />
<br />
Yakko: Maybe I'm a bunny<br />
Hopping 'round here happy as I please<br />
Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze.<br />
<br />
Yakko: I've got it! Of course!<br />
Maybe I'm a horse<br />
I can live on oats and hay<br />
And laugh and run and jump and play<br />
And you can ride on me all day!<br />
DrSns: No way!<br />
<br />
Dot  : Hey, maybe I'm a skunk<br />
DrSns: Oh boy, you really stink!<br />
Yakko: A dinosaur might be some fun<br />
DrSns: But then you'd be extinct.<br />
Dot  : Maybe we're all insects<br />
Wakko: Do you like bugs and bees?<br />
DrSns: You kids are buggy in the head<br />
Yakko: Maybe we're giant fleas!<br />
<br />
Dot  : Maybe an electric eel<br />
Wakko: Or a seal<br />
Dot  : Get real!<br />
Hey wait a minute, I've got it now<br />
DrSns: You do?!<br />
Dot  : Yes, I do.<br />
YW+D : We're not bees and we're not cats<br />
Or bugs or horses or things like that.<br />
What we are is clear and absolute!<br />
What we are, dear doctor...<br />
Dot  : Is cute!<br />
YW+D : Mmmmwah!<br />
DrSns: I'm sorry I asked.