Animaniacs - Video Revue lyrics

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Yakko: Hey, look at this store!<br />

Wakko: There's movies galore!<br />

Dot : We've seen 'em a thousand times over before<br />

YW+D : And that's why our brains don't work anymore!<br />

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Yakko: "The Player" is a movie<br />

About finding fresh new scripts<br />

Like "Rambo 3"...<br />

And "Rocky 5"...<br />

And "Star Trek" Number 6.<br />

Dot : Eva joined with Zsa Zsa<br />

And they formed a "Sister Act"<br />

But both were "Unforgiven"<br />

Because neither one could act.<br />

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Wakko: "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle"<br />

Once belonged to "Hook", you see<br />

But it got bored and so it joined<br />

"The Addams Family".<br />

Yakko: "Amadeus" was a genius<br />

"Beethoven" was a dog<br />

The "Muppet Family Christmas"<br />

Is about a pig and frog.<br />

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Dot : There was a sled named Rosebud<br />

And a "Citizen" named "Kane"<br />

He rode it 'til the snow was melted<br />

Now he's "Singin' In The Rain".<br />

Wakko: The "Princess Bride" got married<br />

To the handsome "Prince Of Tides"<br />

Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King",<br />

The "Father Of The Bride".<br />

YW+D : And pretty soon you'll find them all<br />

Inside the "TV Guide"<br />

Along with all the stars you like to see!<br />

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Dot : Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone<br />

Yakko: Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone.<br />

Wakko: Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy<br />

Dot : Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese.<br />

Yakko: Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia<br />

Wakko: Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia.<br />

Dot : Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford<br />

Yakko: Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford.<br />

YW+D : Jack Nicholson, Brando, and Marilyn Monroe...<br />

And that's all the people we know!<br />

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Cast : We're glad the dinosaur is gone<br />

He was an easy mark<br />

But if we ever miss him<br />

We can rent "Jurassic Park".<br />

So when it comes to clunkers<br />

Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio"<br />

YW+D : Don't pay $7.50<br />

Just catch 'em on home video.<br />

As for us it's bye-bye time<br />

So long now, toodle-oo.<br />

We've had quite enough of this<br />

Cast : Video revue!