Yakko: The sense of sight<br />
Is what guides us right<br />
When we go out on walks.<br />
Wakko: The sense of smell's<br />
The way you tell<br />
That you need to change your socks.<br />
Dot  : The sense of touch<br />
Is what hurts so much<br />
When you bang your toe on the bed.<br />
Yakko: The sense of hearing is something good<br />
'Cause if a tree falls in the wood<br />
Would there be a sound? You bet there would<br />
If it landed on top of your head<br />
YW+D : Your head<br />
If a tree lands on top of your head!<br />
<br />
Wakko: The sense of taste<br />
Affects your waist<br />
Yakko: Which makes five senses in all.<br />
Dot  : There's a sixth sense, too, but it's hard to explain<br />
It's a psychic connection inside of your brain<br />
So you can understand people like Shirley MacLaine<br />
Yakko: Who wear crystals they bought in the mall<br />
YW+D : The mall<br />
Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!<br />
<br />
Yakko: And now the other senses!<br />
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Dot  : There are scents you can smell<br />
Like cologne from Chanel<br />
Or the scents of expensive perfume.<br />
Yakko: There are scents of flowers<br />
We hope overpowers<br />
The kitty box next to your room.<br />
Phew!<br />
Wakko: There's a sense of pride<br />
You have deep down inside<br />
Yakko: When you practice a sense of fair play.<br />
Dot  : There are dollars and cents that you pay at a toll<br />
Yakko: Or the census man who is taking a poll<br />
Wakko: And a sense of confusion; we're out of control<br />
YW+D : And they really should take us away<br />
Away<br />
They really should take us away!<br />
<br />
Dot  : There's a sense of humor<br />
A sense of doom, or<br />
A sense of awe, sense of timing.<br />
Yakko: The sense of a word<br />
A sense of absurd<br />
Like trying to do all this rhyming!<br />
Dot  : There's incense<br />
Wakko: And horse sense<br />
Yakko: And common sense, it's true.<br />
Dot  : Sense of wonder, sense of beauty<br />
Wakko: Sense of honor, sense of duty<br />
Yakko: A sense of doubt, a sense of danger<br />
Dot  : A sense of fear, when you meet a stranger<br />
Wakko: A sense of style, a sense of worth<br />
Yakko: A sense of direction for knowing the earth<br />
YW+D : A sense of dread as we're singing this song<br />
That it's starting to turn out completely all wrong<br />
And it's time that we end it because it's too long<br />
'Cause it just doesn't make any sense<br />
Nonsense<br />
This song doesn't make any sense!