Y:<br />
Heigh ho!<br />
Do you know,<br />
The names of the US Residents<br />
Who then became the Presidents<br />
And got a view from the White House loo<br />
Of Pennsylvania Avenue<br />
George Washington was the first, you see<br />
He once chopped down a cherry tree<br />
D:President number two would be<br />
John Adams and then Number three<br />
Y:Tom Jefferson stayed up to write<br />
The Constitution late at night<br />
So he and his wife had a great big fight<br />
And she made him sleep on the couch all night<br />
W:James Madison never had a son<br />
And he fought the War of 1812<br />
D:James Monroe's colossal nose<br />
Was bigger than Pinnochio's<br />
Y:John Quincy Adams was number six<br />
And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicked<br />
So Jackson learns to play politics<br />
Next time he's the one that the country picks<br />
D:Martin Van Buren number eight<br />
For a one term shot as chief of state<br />
Y:William Harrisson, how do you praise<br />
That guy was dead in thirty days!<br />
W:John Tyler he liked country folk<br />
D:And after him came President Polk<br />
Y:Zachary Taylor liked to smoke<br />
His breath killed friends whenever he spoke<br />
W:1850, really nifty<br />
Millard Fillmore's in<br />
Y:Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce<br />
The man without a chin<br />
D: Follows next a period spannin'<br />
Four long years with James Buchanan<br />
Then the South start shootin' cannon<br />
And we've got a civil war<br />
YW