One Monday morning, I got up late<br />
And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate<br />
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck<br />
The monkeys got free and they ran amok<br />
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
My office was run by ze studio nurse<br />
I came downstairs und what could be worse?<br />
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance<br />
They put buggies in my underpants<br />
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
Monkeys dance day and night and stew<br />
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
I ran outside to get a stick<br />
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick<br />
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace<br />
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace<br />
Nurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
Yako:For a nickel, I'll give you a clue<br />
Dot:I didn't know your eyes were blue<br />
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
I went to me bath for a shower and shave<br />
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave<br />
The entire bathroom was laid to waste<br />
And they shaved my head with dental toothpaste<br />
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you<br />
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do<br />
Well by zis time I was feeling dread<br />
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head<br />
I asked them to leave but they stayed around<br />
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down<br />
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do-ac