She's a cranky old critter<br />
She's bitter, we warn ya<br />
She lurks in a treehouse<br />
In Burbank, California<br />
Along with a nephew<br />
He says spew, he's cheerful<br />
When his aunt starts to rant<br />
She gives him an earful<br />
She's grumpy, He's happy<br />
It's generation-gappy<br />
Take a whirl with the squirrels<br />
Skippy and Slappy<br />
-Oh put a sock in it<br />
-That's my aunt Slappy!