Yakko: <br />
I am the very model of a cartoon individual<br />
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical<br />
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read<br />
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head<br />
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I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette<br />
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette<br />
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright<br />
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite<br />
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When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze<br />
Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose<br />
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny<br />
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny<br />
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To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries<br />
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries<br />
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable<br />
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal <br />
Yakko,Wakko and Dot:<br />
You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical<br />
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!