Dot: I love cheap romance horror thriller novels.<br />
[BOOM!]<br />
Dot: Quiet!<br />
[CRASH!]<br />
<br />
Dot: All I want is quiet<br />
No reason to deny it<br />
I can't take that riot<br />
Quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!<br />
<br />
Let me clarify it<br />
The noise I can't defy it<br />
I simply will not buy it<br />
Give me quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!<br />
<br />
Now to nullify it<br />
I just won't stand by it<br />
It's time now to bye-bye it<br />
I want quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!<br />
<br />
[Moo! Crunch! Chew! Whoot-whoot! Cricket-cricket!]<br />
<br />
Dot: I want quiet, quiet, quiet!<br />
This urge, I can't deny it,<br />
To find some peace and quiet,<br />
I'll search both low and high; It<br />
Must be quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!<br />
<br />
[Scotland, bagpipes disturb her]<br />
<br />
Dot: Quiet!!!<br />
<br />
[Paris, France, in the cathedral of Notre Dame]<br />
<br />
Dot: (spoken) Ahhhh. Such peace, such joy.<br />
<br />
[Bells disturb her]<br />
<br />
Dot: Quiet!!!<br />
<br />
[Pisa, Italy.  Leaning Tower falls over, disturbing her]<br />
<br />
[Map of Africa.  Elephants stampede through map]<br />
<br />
Dot: I said quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!<br />
<br />
[Desert island, turns out to be volcanic]<br />
<br />
[Nepal, high on mountain top]<br />
<br />
Dot: (spoken) Yoo-hooooo (Yoo-hooooo...yoo-hooooo)<br />
Ahh.<br />
Hmm.<br />
Gee, it's so quiet.<br />
Too quiet.<br />
Terribly quiet.<br />
Awfully quiet.<br />
AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! (AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!)<br />
<br />
Dot: I thought I wanted quiet<br />
I thought I could apply it<br />
But now that I have tried it...<br />
I'm sick and tired of quiet!<br />
<br />
[Pulls out boom-box and plays rock version of Animaniacs Theme]<br />
<br />
Dot: Hee hee hee hee!