(Verse)
I was a sexy little viper room
In the corner of a King Tut tomb
When the hate train started
Going choo choo

I was a rat on a burning ship
When we sunk, our fire got put out
It was just like the great plague
It's like the birth of underwear

(Chorus)
Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won’t make you suck any less

(Verse)
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant
Somebody’s gotta do it
I know my place

I was a baby killing Cadillac
Now I’m a drug induced heart attack
Somebody’s gotta do it
I know my place

(Chorus)
Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won’t make you suck any less

(Interlude)
Have you ever wanted to be?
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
Someone better, in the mirror?
Have you ever wanted to go?
Have you ever wanted to know
Somewhere greener, somewhere cleaner?
I bet you got something beautiful in mind

(Verse)
They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue
Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
And I’ll tell you a secret
Christ is German for Williams

In the blood cult of the misled youth
I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
Let me tell you some weird shit
There's gonna be a big, old Civil War inside my house tonight

(Chorus)
Hey dude I hate everything you do
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Hating you won’t make you suck any less

                          Thanks to Peach for correcting these lyrics

                          Thanks to Zombitch for correcting these lyrics