Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cigarettes lyrics
rate meWell my great grand-dad he died of cancer, <br />
From smoking too many cigarettes.<br />
But I must confess that he did quite profess<br />
To being the coolest motherfucker I ever met.<br />
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That's 'cause smoking makes you cool, <br />
And smoking makes you rule.<br />
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke<br />
And you'll be the most popular kid in school.<br />
The coolest kid in school.<br />
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Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles, <br />
But I haven't gotten anywhere.<br />
And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash, <br />
But I'm still just broke as when I started.<br />
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But that's OK because smoking makes you cool, <br />
And smoking makes you rule.<br />
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke<br />
And you'll be the most popular kid in school-<br />
But only if you smoke Parliament.