I had a dream<br />
I had a dream tonight<br />
That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus<br />
To offend my friends<br />
<br />
But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did<br />
Cause the piece of the baby I cut off it bled and it bled<br />
<br />
I tried everything<br />
I tried bandages and shit<br />
I tried praying to it<br />
But all to no avail<br />
<br />
Nothing could keep the baby Jesus from bleeding<br />
Oh no, nothing would keep the baby Jesus from bleeding<br />
<br />
I got to stop having these dreams<br />
They are killing me inside<br />
They are killing me alive<br />
They are ruining my soul<br />
<br />
But nothing could keep these dreams from hurting me<br />
No no, nothing could keep these dreams from fucking me up<br />
<br />
And then the worst thing happened<br />
The baby opened his eyes<br />
And he stared into mine<br />
And he started to speak<br />
<br />
He said listen boy I'm gonna throw you in hell<br />
I'm gonna make you scream I'm gonna make you yell<br />
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd never seen me<br />
In the first place you ungrateful prick<br />
<br />
So if you wanna be afraid of Jesus now<br />
Cause his hearts filled with vengeance<br />
And his souls filled with hellfire<br />
And he's thirsty for blood<br />
<br />
So, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus<br />
Be afraid of Jesus, be afraid of Jesus<br />
Be afraid of Jesus cause he's gonna fuck you up old school style<br />
<br />
I said, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus<br />
Be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus<br />
Be afraid of Jesus cause he's really fucking pissed off at you right now