Amy Arena - New Religion lyrics
rate meI'm disgusted by these sanctimonious bastards Who baptize their flock with their fondlings Masturbation, sodomies and hypocritical vows of chastity and poverty They're all cold-hearted people With nothing but murder and hate in their souls Let me know if you believe in resurrection The virgin birth The burning bush The parting of the sea and all the other garbage I really wanna know You see, I have this bridge I'm looking to sell It's called the Brooklyn Bridge And I'm looking for a buyer Maybe you're interested I will give you a really good deal 'Cause I'm gonna start a new religion I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! I don't believe in the old one I don't believe in the old one... Do you know how the blessings of your God really add up? There are annual dues to be paid The extracted pledges and collection plate too The services of your priest at a baptism or wedding really cost you Why do I have to pay for this? They could get real jobs and pay taxes too Well I'm not payin' anymore! 'Cause I'm gonna start a new religion I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! I don't believe in your heaven I don't believe in your heaven... Why should I burn in hell 'Cause I belong to a different religion? If I'm a good person Good people shouldn't be excluded! Just because they haven't been baptized, batmitzvahed Just be a good person, the best you can And you won't have to change your religion! 'Cause I'm gonna start a new one I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! I'm so tired of the hatred I
